As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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