I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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