it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
