I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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