Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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