About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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