it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
bring money and cleavage
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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