Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.