***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
