It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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