The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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