Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i now understand why vodka
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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