so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
