Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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