i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We left the knife in your bed.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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