um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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