i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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