You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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