That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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