That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
