Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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