i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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