I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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