Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize