the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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