My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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