I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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