I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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