You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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