You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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