He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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