Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The struggles of a small town man whore
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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