The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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