she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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