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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

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  ...yea

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  She's valid.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  How did you even find out?

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  Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."

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  Oh.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together

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• (239): View more from Florida

  My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.

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