apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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