we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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