let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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