5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
well you can't waste a boner
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
