Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Panties = found
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