Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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