I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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