Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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