Got a toothbrush?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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