I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
