You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My breasts were aching with rage.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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