She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Ketchup is God's man juice
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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