Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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