the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.