Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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