This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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