she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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