yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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