we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You don't make any sense
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