We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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