Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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